Monday, 9 April 2012
McDonald's New Chicken Muffin at RM2.50. Great breakfast, incredible price!
McDonald's New Chicken Muffin at RM2.50. Great breakfast, incredible price!: Have a great start to your mornings with McDonald's new breakfast choice, the delicious Chicken Muffin, at a special price of only RM2.50! Special price valid for a limited time only from 9 April - 22 April 2012 or while stocks last. Hurry, you don't want to miss out on this great offer. See you at McDonald's!
Tuesday, 27 March 2012
Friday, 23 March 2012
the vampire being trolled LOL
translation
kid : lalala
vampire : any last word before death come upon u
kid : I....I have AIDS
vampire: fuuuuuuuuuuuu
Wednesday, 21 March 2012
Sunday, 18 March 2012
after being married for 40 years , this situation could be happen to us
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ....... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.
How's Your Day Going?
Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain.
If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse....
Tuesday, 13 March 2012
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