Sunday, 18 March 2012

Fabrice Muamba Suddenly Collapses : Tottenham vs Bolton 1-1

Spanish teammates react after hearing Torres has scored a double.

it's Chuck Norris!!!

She was pretty , many guys falls over her , nowdays she was even prettier and guys falls and run away when sees her

the different about oldays and nowdays (fact jokes !!) its funny but kinda true







after being married for 40 years , this situation could be happen to us

After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said ....... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.


Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."


My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.


Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.



How's Your Day Going?




Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain. 


If you are having a bad day, remember it could be worse.... 













this monkey is so handsome even bradd pitt would quit his job if this monkey could take his place

gajah pijak org sampai terburai usus perut




now i know why mario keep on saving the princess :-p

haha so true fact about toothpaste

it's not a cat bugler , copy cat or whatsoever instead it was a mechanic cat :-p

kancil kacukan

lionel messi is a legend :-D

how to take care of your bike

every thing men know about women

such a relaxing job :-)

this is what happen when you wear same shirt , different view between girls and guys

how to tease a girl :-)

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

this pic is not only funny , but it give us a lot of thought

Flight jokes ..must READ!!



On a passenger flight, the pilot comes over the public address system as usual and to greet the passengers. He tells them at what altitude they’ll be flying, the expected arrival time, and a bit about the weather, and advises them to relax and have a good flight.. Then, forgetting to turn off the microphone, he says to his co-pilot, "What would relax me right now is a cup of coffee and a blowjob." All the passengers hear it. As a stewardess immediately begins to run toward the cockpit to tell the pilot of his slip-up, one of the passengers stops her and says "Don’t forget the coffee!"